Kaye, 20 years young, Florida, happily engaged ♡
jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

(via lulz-time)

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Posted
18 hours ago

whiskey-weather:

Friendly reminder not to grab someone’s body parts to investigate their tattoos without warning.

Doing so may result in physical harm and you absolutely deserve it.

(via hefuckin)

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635
Posted
18 hours ago

letassi:

i cant stop fuckjng laughing

(via lulz-time)

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309351
Posted
19 hours ago

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

(Source: thatmovieguydoe, via distinctmemory)

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Posted
20 hours ago

tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

(Source: drawing-interrupted, via rainyrainbowswa)

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Posted
1 day ago

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via rainyrainbowswa)

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Posted
1 day ago

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

(Source: fyeahhousewifeswag, via rainyrainbowswa)

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Posted
1 day ago

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

image

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

(via rainyrainbowswa)

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Posted
1 day ago
chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

(via rainyrainbowswa)

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328356
Posted
1 day ago